What am I supposed to think when my exboyfriend still has pictures of us kissing on the internet with the caption : Kissing the best girl in the world. Hopefully he’s just bad about updating his facebook… like 2 years bad.
Apparently it’s post your favorite picture of your significant other day on tumblr? I don’t really care… but ehh I had really nothing else to post today. DANNY WINS BY DEFAULT. The best way to win.
So I came home today to find a beetle the size of my palm on the garage door. A little research told me that apparently this summer we are being plagued by an infestation of Giant Darkling Beetles, Or in other words, GIANT STINK BUGS. Fuck this.
I think it’s fucking sick and twisted that Columbia Pictures is releasing a movie this summer about a pizza delivery guy that’s abducted and forced to wear a bomb vest and rob a bank. WHY do I think this is fucked up? Glad you asked… Because it REALLY HAPPENED. YEAH… A delivery driver in Pennsylvania thought he was just participating in a bank robbery but his “accomplices” overpowered him and turned the tables, forcing him to wear a bomb collar which eventually, even though he successfully robbed the bank WENT OFF and killed him on NATIONAL TELEVISION.
You know what I think Columbia Pictures? Why don’t you get off your fucking lazy asses, higher some REAL WRITERS and come up with a fucking original story line instead of taking some random, tragic event and turning it into a comedy. I don’t think it’s funny, I’m sure his family doesn’t think it’s funny.
I’m not just going to boycott this movie, I’m going to make my own “comedy” about a dude walks into a school full of little Amish girls and kills them. ITS FUNNY RIGHT… maybe we’ll get James Franco and Danny McBride to be in it.
I smell an academy award.
I will go through life with you.
to anyone who went to high school with me. Believe me, if I could erase those days, I would. I was really messed up back then, had some problems, dealt with some shit, and like to think that I grew up and learned from it. Long story short, I am not that person, and I haven’t been in a long time… So I hope that people will think of me as someone new and not continue to judge the person that I was.